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Re: NSP ONCE MORE speaks ill of the dead

Postby The Count » 25 Dec 2016, 23:46

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George Michael has gone from Band Aid to bad aids, which is careless. Whisper it quietly, obv.

EDIT: 'careless wrister'
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Re: NSP ONCE MORE speaks ill of the dead

Postby wigwam » 26 Dec 2016, 00:23

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. The very next day it had stopped beating (coz I was dead by Boxing Day).
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Re: NSP ONCE MORE speaks ill of the dead

Postby The Count » 27 Dec 2016, 18:30

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(Especially when you're dead)

May the hearse be with you etc.
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Re: NSP ONCE MORE speaks ill of the dead

Postby Poo Pong McPlop » 08 Jan 2017, 19:03

Peter Sarstedt.

Where did you go to my lovely
The downside of being an atheist is that i have nothing to say when people sneeze.
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Re: NSP ONCE MORE speaks ill of the dead

Postby The Count » 09 Jan 2017, 12:26

Poo Pong McPlop wrote:Peter Sarstedt.

Where did you go to my lovely


The crematorium, a week on Tuesday?
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Re: NSP ONCE MORE speaks ill of the dead

Postby The Count » 12 Jan 2017, 13:21

"Do I not like that"

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Re: NSP ONCE MORE speaks ill of the dead

Postby The Baron » 12 Jan 2017, 16:22

Pushing up the turnips.
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Re: NSP ONCE MORE speaks ill of the dead

Postby The Baron » 23 Jan 2017, 20:59

"Allo Allo"

"No one is answering mate"
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Re: NSP ONCE MORE speaks ill of the dead

Postby The Baron » 08 Feb 2017, 21:45

'The magnificent seven' is the somewhat improbable sexual act that involves sticking it in every one of a willing young lady's orifices.

However in the case of Tara Palmer Tomkinson (and also the not dead yet Daniella Westbrook) one has to settle for the magnificent six.
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Re: NSP ONCE MORE speaks ill of the dead

Postby The Count » 09 Feb 2017, 10:48

The Baron wrote:'The magnificent seven' is the somewhat improbable sexual act that involves sticking it in every one of a willing young lady's orifices.

However in the case of Tara Palmer Tomkinson (and also the not dead yet Daniella Westbrook) one has to settle for the magnificent six.


IIRC, TPT was once the subject of a Popbitch post (back in the old good days), whereby someone remembered her getting fucked from behind, and then asking the fucker to "take it up a notch."

RIP you lovable, small-titted cokehead.
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Re: NSP ONCE MORE speaks ill of the dead

Postby 8ace » 10 Feb 2017, 00:41

The Count wrote:
The Baron wrote:'The magnificent seven' is the somewhat improbable sexual act that involves sticking it in every one of a willing young lady's orifices.

However in the case of Tara Palmer Tomkinson (and also the not dead yet Daniella Westbrook) one has to settle for the magnificent six.


IIRC, TPT was once the subject of a Popbitch post (back in the old good days), whereby someone remembered her getting fucked from behind, and then asking the fucker to "take it up a notch."

RIP you lovable, small-titted cokehead.


Such a shame, what a girl - had a great dream about her a few years ago, everyone loves a posh bird.
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Re: NSP ONCE MORE speaks ill of the dead

Postby 8ace » 21 Mar 2017, 06:24

Martin McGuinness :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

Fuck off you scumbag
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Re: NSP ONCE MORE speaks ill of the dead

Postby The Baron » 21 Mar 2017, 09:33

I'm still trying to thing of something chucklesome to say about Chuck Berry.
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Re: NSP ONCE MORE speaks ill of the dead

Postby Spaff » 21 Mar 2017, 09:53

Johnny B. Dead?
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Re: NSP ONCE MORE speaks ill of the dead

Postby Thimble_Keegan » 23 May 2017, 13:36

The name is Dead...Very Dead...

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...Or Live And Let Die!
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Re: NSP ONCE MORE speaks ill of the dead

Postby The Baron » 23 May 2017, 13:49

Yesterday he was Roger Moore

Today he Rogers No Moore
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Re: NSP ONCE MORE speaks ill of the dead

Postby jakarta » 30 May 2017, 06:04

Go with Noakes...
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Re: NSP ONCE MORE speaks ill of the dead

Postby Jamie » 01 Aug 2017, 09:25

Worked in transport did ya? Lived in Italy a bit as well well, yeah? Shame you never mentioned it...

Sorry Ed, best I can do - a bit of lighthearted piss taking. Still, you're in here which is what you wanted, beardy.
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Re: NSP ONCE MORE speaks ill of the dead

Postby Laura » 01 Aug 2017, 17:56

Jamie wrote:Worked in transport did ya? Lived in Italy a bit as well well, yeah? Shame you never mentioned it...

Sorry Ed, best I can do - a bit of lighthearted piss taking. Still, you're in here which is what you wanted, beardy.


Well said, Jamie. At least he timed it so he could miss the inevitable shit storm that will be NSC after a few games.
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Re: NSP ONCE MORE speaks ill of the dead

Postby hitony » 15 Sep 2017, 02:25

Goodnight Ed........ :cheers:
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